It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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