Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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