Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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