No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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