i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
how does that bad decision feel?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
