Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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