I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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