You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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