i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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