Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Walk of Shame today included voting.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
