I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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