Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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