So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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