Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Buhtt sex?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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