I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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