I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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