Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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