i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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