I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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