guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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