he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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