But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
