But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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