HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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