She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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