it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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