i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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