Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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