Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
