Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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