and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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