are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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