never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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