I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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