I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
