There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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