Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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