dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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