Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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