So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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