i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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