Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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