Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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