stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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