did you get engaged???
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
