Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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