Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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