I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
