I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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