Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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