what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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