I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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