So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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