i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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