Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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