Do vagina's smell?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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