p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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