At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Can't talk, ducks in the car
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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