can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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