New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
