he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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